Here's just a few I've been tossing around lately. :p
How Luck Kicked Me in the Nuts- Twice (But You Can't Keep a Good Girl Down!)
Congratulations, It's Not Cancer...But We're Going to Have to Remove Part of Your Face!
The Tumor That Ate Chicago (And Part of My Face)
You're Going to Have to do What to my What using my What? (And Other Assorted Witticisms From an Ameloblastoma Patient)